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Glossary of frequently used terms
(Personally used slang, acronyms, in-joke references, Sniglets, etc.)

AD AD Glaze Adventurer Astral Projection Attractive B5 B7
Background Performer Back to one! Bad Christian Badger Badger Luck BOCTAOE Buddy
Cancer Cinelegophobia Clown/s Cool CoS Craft services cream_trippin'
Cyberspeak D&D Dalek A Damn Shame Dark Elf Democrat Doctor Who
D'oh DP Doing the Magick Dream Absorption Dream Amnesia Dream Aspects
(main entry)
Dream Detachment
Dream Character Dream Fade Dream Memory Dream Punch Dream Shift Dream Trigger DS9
Dubya Dude EBE Eff Elysium Emoticons Encyclopedia Brown
Extra FRP Filksong FILMTies Gallifrey GallifreyOne Geography Shift
Gloosh G'mork Syndrome GoF Good Christian The Goodies Gryffindor GWB
HBP Hogwarts Holding Hufflepuff IMDB It Libra
Liberals Live Anime Live D&D LotR Lucid Dream/ing Mind-Altering Grilled Cheese Sandwich/es JKR
MSTie Mudblood Muggle MySpace MySpace Whore Neat Nectar of the Gods
NDE NPC OBE OoP Pagan Pancakes,
World Famous
Parental Abuse
Pathworking Physics be damned PoA Prostitot Psychic Punch Pythonesque RADA
Ravenclaw Ren Faire Rennie Riff Rolling a 1 Rolling a 20 Rude
Shredited for Television Slytherin Sniglet Squib SS Strictly Background Summerlands
Sweet TAR TARDIS Thanks, Majel This is why we have a Badger TMI TNG
TOS Traileritis Trekker Trekkie TWoP Valhalla Virtual Motion Sickness
Walk In Walnut Story [The] whole trip was wasted...! World Famous Pancakes WTF? YDC YSLE

TERM Usage

Definition(s), Backstories and/or Anecdotal Explanations

AD (noun)

AD = Assistant Director

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AD Glaze (noun)

State of Being: the instantaneous expression-blanked face that takes over an AD on set whilest they're speaking with someone in front of them. ADs are all interconnected with walkie-talkies and without notice can be called with a question or a direction. When this call comes in, the AD stop everything and the AD Glaze is the inadvertantly comical blank expression during which they're listening to the call. This can happen in the middle of a word, giving the impression the AD has been suddenly assimilated by the Borg or such.

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Adventurer (noun)

In the FRP game D&D, the Adventurers are the players involved.

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Astral Projection (noun)

State of Being: Astral Projection is the consciousness and/or soul of a human temporarily leaving the physical plane of existance. Generally this astral form retains "physical" connection with the physical body (which would be in a state of deep meditation), by means of an astral cord, usually connected from the physical body's forehead to the back of the head of the astral form. While many astral projecting journeyers travel and invisibly visit loved ones or see the world, the astral plane can also often be accessed in this state.
Not to be taken lightly, astral projection is not exactly for beginnings. It is said if the astral cord is severed, the astral form cannot return to the physical body, in which case the body either dies or can become a vessel for a Walk In.

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Attractive (noun)

Misunderstood word: Attractive is NOT synonomous with Pretty and/or Beautiful
Personally, I hold that What is Attractive as being 100% subjective.
(Though it can be a factor), being Attractive has nothing really to do with "looks."
I've lost count how often I've walked down a street and seen a woman my eyes deem Attractive while simultaneously recognizing what most males would NOT find attractive (eg, a less than perfect nose ["too large" or small], etc., but on her it makes her look awesome). I cannot account for such attraction; I experience it, and I move on.

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B5 (acronym)

Science fiction TV series: Babylon 5

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B7 (acronym)

Dalek creator Terry Nation's British science fiction TV series: Blake's 7

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Background performer (noun)

aka Background Artist and/or Atmosphere and/or Background Characters
Commonly and frequently misclassified as Extras, Background Performers are those who work in movie/TV scenes that require a feel of reality beyond the main characters interacting. Still having to act, possibly they will be directed to react to what's going on in the scene (though more often than not, Background Characters ignor the scene/main characters). When you see a restaurant (or dancing in a high school reunion) scene, everyone sitting at other tables (and those walking by on the sidewalk, and drivers of the cars going by) are all Background Performers.
See also: Strictly Background

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Back to one! (phrase)

Direction: in movies, a term that announces that a filmed sequence is about to have another take, and that all on-screen talent is to return to their starting positions for the shot.

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Bad Christian (noun)

Social Disorder: one who announces/claims (often brusquely and without having been asked), to be a "Christian," despite every aspect of the person's behaviour being evidence to the contrary. Such aberrant social behaviour includes (but is not limited to), demanding that everyone concurs that (as "Christians"), They Are Right And Everyone Else (who doesn't agree) Is Wrong (eg, aggressive and/or overly aggressive proseltizing); as well as the baffling, ludicrous belief that non-Christians would be subject to going to a Christian Hell as an Afterlife, which would be akin to a Christian expecting to find him/herself in the Summerlands, Elysium or Valhalla (the particular belief-system jurisdiction wouldn't prevail).
The more overt Bad Christians can be found generally standing on street corners (often with a megaphone/loudspeaker), insisting people Find Jesus (as though Jesus is missing in some manner and should be on a milk carton); picketing (or willfully intruding upon) non-Christian based events such as synagogues or open pagan fairs, and/or protesting/picketing TV shows and/or movies that they haven't even seen, in the hilariously mistaken belief the film is "blasphemous," etc.

Astonishingly Clear Example of Bad Christianity at work: ooze.com/toolofsatan

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Badger (noun)

Moniker / nickname: also expressed [online] as: realbadger
Years ago when I lived back east, I frequented a metaphysics store in Belleville called Spellbound. Since sold after I moved to California (and its new owners augered it right into the ground so it's just a memory), I would attend workshops and book author lectures, particularly those of prolific author Ted Andrews, who writes about two or three books a year. One of his lectures was on one of his better (then all new) books, AnimalSpeak As with most other authors' who came to speak at the shop, Ted's workshops followed a similar format for their evening at the store: first would be a lecture on the topic, with some Q&A, a break, followed by a pathworking. (At the time I had only just recently begun learning how properly to visualize for these exercises.) This pathworking was to meet one's Spirit Animal Totem. At the time I had been working as Animal Control Officer, servicing three communities, so apart from being a lifelong animal lover, I'd had considerable firsthand experience with local wildlife. During the pathworking, I came across an animal I recognized but couldn't quite place. I knew it wasn't a raccoon, but it seemed similar in shape... but the stripes (and the tail) were clearly wrong for a raccoon. After the event concluded, the always pleasant and affable Ted chatted and mingled. It was noticed that just as Ted can See peoples' spirit guides, auras, etc., Ted could also perceive peoples' animal totems.
Without indicating what I had seen apart from being able to make it out (yet not providing a description), Ted looked me over until he said, "It's not quite a weasel... I'm pretty certain it's a badger."
It was then that I told him that was what I'd seen: due to the vertical stripes, it was the animal's species name that had eluded me.
And "somehow" the nickname began to stick, and does to this day.

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Badger Luck (noun)

A lot of times in my life I have been "lucky," in that generally I am able to arrive at solutions to problems (or cirumstances present to me opportunities) that I jokingly calling "pulling out of my hat." Badger Luck mostly is the positive luck other people suddenly seem to acquire when in my proximity and/or being a good friend (eg "This is why we have a Badger"). It almost could be called Badger Karma, as the reverse has happened as well.
I've had and seen friends suddenly get/find work or major leads thereto, another struggling a bit to find a new place found one perfect for her needs the day I went along. Another friend attended a film festival screening with me that originally to which she sort of didn't wish to attend. Once there, she met an award-winning film director who took a great liking to her, and at his behest she attended the following Cannes Film Festival, there making valueable contacts and forming new strong business relationships. So now (all thanks to accepting my invitation to see a film she otherwise would not have seen), she is now an accredited producer, as well as the executive producer to a multi-million dollar movie being filmed in Italy and Spain!
On the reverse, people who have Done Me Wrong have suffered some impressive karmic backlash. Many people snarl over wrongdoings done against them: when such are done against me I Know they'll Get Theirs.
The funny, warm, pleasant supervisor on a temp assignment was succeeded by a micro-manager seemingly with OCD. More than once she'd take a suggestion I made and impliment it as her own (generally I didn't mind this as it meant some stuff was being done with efficiency). Once the humourless woman repeated a statement I made to someone when I had just said it, as though she felt it was coming out of her head. "Amusingly," I said. "I just said that." She glared at me as though I'd backhanded her.
Eventually it came to a head: she wanted me to put two large printers into an empty office, stacking them. I politely suggested that as clearly the printers were not going to be used any time soon, perhaps I could put them into their boxes I knew to be in the storage room (then they could also be stacked, as she wanted, and not damaged). She acted as though her brain was about to implode from information overload. She literally had to flee my presense from such a decision making process. The next day she had me transfer a file onto a flash drive, so she could have me fired after I'd left work that day, unaware that the file was far from complete. The project on which I'd been working had raw information elsewhere for which she'd not asked. I am unsure what happened to her, or regarding my sudden absense what fantasies she related to the other workers who liked me, but I know she'll be surprised thinking there's more to my project than what was available....
Years ago, one lying boss I had behaved so that some time after he'd fired me without cause or notice (other than my politely trying to make sense of his contradictory statements), I learned he'd finally been sent up for four years for fraud. Another example is of a former girlfriend who cheated on me,, lied to my face, and with premedidation willfully betrayed my love and trust, and dumped me for another man, soon after which losing her only real, true friends for a guy no human but she likes. And those former friends of hers with whose company she sacrified To Be Right are now still my friends [bg].

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BOCTAOE (acronym)

Disclaimer: "But Of Course There Are Obvious Exceptions"
Term coined by author and Dilbert creator Scott Adams.

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Buddy (noun)

[aka "Friends With Benefits"]:
"Friends are Friends, Lovers are Lovers... and 'Buddies' are Friends who [also] have sex [with each other]."
[Sans bracketed clarification], term "Buddy" coined (or at least imparted) by my first metaphysics teacher, Vinnie Gaglione.

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Cancer (noun)

Topmost of two astrological signs, females of which I will never again date in This Particularly Lifetime (at least never towards the goal of same becoming a Significant Other), based on substantial past experience.

Disclaimer: this subjective interpretation is only based on personal experience and years of direct observation.
Your mileage may vary.

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Cinelegophobia (noun)

(Pronounced sinna-legga-phobia)
Social Disorder:
Annoyingly frustrating habit of moviegoers who take thrice as much time (or more), to get to their seats past you as, no matter how far back you politely pull and/or move your feet and legs so they can get by you (and stop blocking the screen), they move ever-so-slowly, directly in front of you, as though terrified of touching a single atom on your legs or pants or shoes.
Get a move on already!
Term I coined while noticing the same effect working on location of the movie Zodiac, aka Chronicle.

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Clown/s (noun)

Pure Evil:
Why are Clowns?
Why do they exist?
Why do people feel the urge even to become a Clown?
Why are they allowed to terrorize children and adults alike, in circuses, on public streetcorners, et al?
Do these people think they are amusing?
As domestic terrorists (eg, instilling unnecessary fear in the public), second only to the IRS and the Bush administration (which tie for first), these colourful horrors are the stuff of nightmares.
I am not alone in these thoughts.

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Cool (noun)

Exclamation: admittedly overused, all-encompassing term generally employed to reflect a positive impression.

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CoS (acronym)

Book: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (year two [1992-1993] in the storyline)
(Alternatively abbreviated merely as CS.)

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Craft Services (noun)

[aka "Crafty"]:
In movie work, craft services is where crew and talent gnosh on snack foods and ingest gallons of coffee, water and/or soda throughout the day while waiting for lunch or the remainder of the day's shoot, respectively.

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Cream Trippin' (noun)

"Major Effed up dreams" created/caused by substantial consumption of ice cream just before sleep.
Term coined by my friend Brian Jude.

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Cyberspeak (acronyms)

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D&D (noun)

D&D = Dungeons and Dragons (one of many FRP games).
Can also be called AD&D for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons.

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Dalek (noun)

Pronounced doll-eck (with accent on the first syllable); the plural is pronounced doll-ex.
The Daleks are an extremely xenophobic alien race from the planet Skaro, bent on complete galactic domination, from the BBC TV series Doctor Who, the Daleks were created in 1963 by screenwriter (and eventual creator of the series Blakes 7), Terry Nation, who thankfully thought ahead and retained the creation and usage rights to the Daleks.
Originally Doctor Who was designed not to have any "bug eyed monsters," but as the show needed more scripts, they had Terry do one up. He did not really write the Daleks to be monsters: the story itself was to be a cautionary tale of atomic energy causing ecological problems as well as devestation on a planetary scale.
The Daleks took Britain by storm as it were, and they became the favourite monster from which viewing children could watch while hiding from and peeking from behind the couch. The Daleks returned mostly during the Jon Pertwee era of the series back in the 1970s.
While since Terry Nations's passing, the BBC has completely forgotten (and/or certainly ignors) the true backstory origins of the Daleks, I've been a fan of the Daleks for most of my life.

Dalek image
Dalek

Daleks are mutations that survive within armoured mobile containment units that double as single-unit war machine. Generally described as "pepper pots," they have two "arms," one being a plasma firing gun (while in battle the Daleks rarely take prisoners, the gun can also be set to stun), the other arm is an extendable suction cup arm with which they (somehow!) are able to manipulate things (sometimes the sucker arm can be a two-prong claw). Atop their mobile units is a dome with a single eye stalk, and a light on either side. These lights flicker as the Dalek speaks in an unforgettable, grating monotone. The most familiar battlecry of approaching Daleks is that of, "Exterminate! Exterminate!"

For most of the Dalek stories, actor Michael Wisher was the main voice of all Daleks. When Terry wrote the best of the lot, Genesis of the Daleks, Michael Wisher played the brilliant (though meglomaniac) genetic scientist creator of the Daleks: Davros. Another well-written cautionary tale (and considered by most to be the best Dalek story), Genesis of the Daleks was about the folly and futility of war, as well as the misuse of science, Davros discovers all too late that his creation will not follow orders from others and they now have their own agenda, and before he can destroy the bunker and the Daleks, Davros himself is exterminated.
Although at the end of the story they are entombed in a bunker under tons of rubble, the Daleks exhibit their unending patience towards their rightful place as the Supreme Power in the Universe....

Davros image
Davros
(on the right)

Unfortunately, in its evidently limited cognitive abilities and therefore to the detriment of the series, the BBC decided that Davros was too good a character to lose, so (against anyone's better judgement), Davros was resurrected, and every subsequent Dalek story has been lesser than the one before. The very worst (I've seen) is Remembrance of the Daleks, and despite my friend Pamela Salem being the lead character in that story, the script is agony for true Doctor Who and/or Dalek fans.

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Pamela Salem
Pamela Salem examines
a destroyed Dalek in
the otherwise awful
"Remembrance of the Daleks"
A Damn Shame (noun)

A female, completely negating her otherwise being very attractive, by her smoking/carrying a cigarette, instantly taking her from being physically attractive to being physically repulsive, and in so doing also causing a brief, passing state of pitying sadness over such a waste.

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Dark Elf (noun)

Entity: Not to be confused with something or anything malignant, a Dark Elf is an intelligent, small, elven-like creature that simply prefers dark places. If you're in your cellar or such and you get the distinct feeling that you are being watched, most likely it is just a Dark Elf.
Back east after moving from one haunted house into another (not due to the noncorporeal guests, but due to being Property Taxed out of Montclair), my brother set up his video work down in the cellar of the 100+ year old house. He did not allow his dog downstairs, nor were the two cats allowed down there either. However, he began to notice, out of the corner of his eye, something running across the floor, soundlessly, and always quick enough so as never get a good look at it.
(After asking my friend and metaphysics teacher Vinnie Gaglione about it), I explained to my brother most likely the cellar was home to a Dark Elf. (As it was, my psychically-attunded then-girlfriend knew that [safely away from the cats], living amongst my many packed boxed of Stuff there was a fairie of some kind.)
One day my brother and I were home alone (relatively speaking, considering what else lived in the house), and he had been working downstairs editing. It was summer and he had open the back door to the yard. At the base of the stairs, to ward off flying insects, was a mini bucket citranella candle. Taking a lunch break, he blew out the candle, went back and shut down all his equipment (which took about two minutes), made sure the candle was extinguished, then came upstairs. I made for him a grilled cheese sandwich and we talked for about twenty or thirty minutes.
He went downstairs to go back to work. Suddenly I could hear him shout, "G_dammit: I told you not to—"
I thought he was shouting up at me. Thinking I'd gone down and left on something, I rushed down to see what I had done (or of what I was being accused). "What did I do...?" I asked.
"No, it's not you," he said with annoyance. "Your g_damned Dark Elf relit the candle again...!"
It was the first time I'd learned the cellar dweller had done that before as well, hence my brother always double and triple checking it....

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Democrat (noun)

Mental Disorder: As with Liberals, Democrats are liberty-hating anti-Americans who spit on the precepts of the nation's Founding Fathers. These irrational humans, long since bereft of sense or reason, believe that big government should control all aspects of private citizens' lives. Well aware that such treasonous thoughts could backlash from those who still cherish liberty, they endevour to villify anyone or any concept that tries to shatter their close-minded, insane viewpoints. Such villification of patriotic Americans is Democrat's only "defense" with which to avoid logic or facts in any sort of open debate, as they cannot argue any of their points with any sort of rationality.
Strangely, the traitorous pretender president acts and makes decisions far more along Democrat lines than original Republican ideals.

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Doctor Who (noun)

British science fiction TV series: Doctor Who is the longest running science fiction television program in the world; running from November 23rd, 1963, until the BBC itself began to sabotage it in 1986/1987. In reality they cancelled this it, but when countless millions of world-wide fans raised their voice as once, the BBC hastily back-pedalled, lyingly declaring it wasn't "cancelled," it was "on hiatus." For eighteeen months. Then, proceeding to make the show unwatchable when it did come back (so they could cancel it again), without cause or logical explanation (apart from wanting to turn the fans away from the series), the BBC summarily fired the then-current Doctor, being played by Colin Baker.
Colin
was succeeded (not to be confused with "replaced") by an actor whose sole claim to fame for being chosen was that of a vaudeville act in which he stuffed ferrents down his trousers. (Not exactly RADA...)
Despite now wounded to its heart(s), the series limped on, sadly, slowly but (noticeably) dying for the following two years before it expired "officially." After a disastrously and unforgiveably bad American-made TV movie (with generally talented Eric Roberts inexplicably playing of all things, The Master!), it would seem the BBC had succeeded in finally stamping out the remaining embers of televised Doctor Who (it should be noted that the best part of the movie is watching Colin's immediate unworthy successor's brief appearance at the beginning... stepping out of the TARDIS... and being riddled with machine gun bullets... )
Now, recently in England, after nearly twenty years "in hiatus," Doctor Who has been "revived," but while nothing like its original flavour, and with some Getting Used To, the current actor (David Tennant) understands the role, and is perfect for it/as the Doctor. Thankfully it's a role he's wanted to play the role his entire life.

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D'oh (noun)

(Exclamation); pronunciation: dough and/or doe
I was saying "D'oh!" decades before the creation of The Simpsons. After so many years, many people understandably, albeit mistakenly, presume I am only referring to The Simpsons. Nowadays to a great extent I am, but the exclamation (and my usage of it) is far older than the now famous cartoon series. When I worked in East Orange many years ago, a friend used to use it. He reminded me of the old Abbott and Costello television series, wherein, a recurring, cantancerous one-eyed character would get mixed up with Lou at some point. Somehow or other, the guy would always get himself poked in the face, to which in stunned agony he would bleat: "D'oh! My good eye...!"
Term first imparted by my friend and coworker (and the VP of that company at which I worked), Steve Nitka.

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DP (noun)

DP = Director of Photography

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Doing the Magick (phrase)

Axium: referring to engimatic, inexplicable yet universal forces by which cause and effect are triggered.
Examples:

  • You desperately are waiting for That Important Phone Call. To have the phone ring, take out the garbage or take a shower.
  • The bus clearly won't arrive and you cannot see it as far as the horizon: you obviously have more than enough time to walk the one or two blocks to the next stop. Halfway between stops, the bus roars by you, whether the bus itself is early or late is irrelevant, the point being, it won't stop for you: you've missed it
Amusingly, this force can sometimes be manipulated into one's favour: press the Walk Light, and cross as though heading to the next stop. Then backtrack back to the stop and the bus often approaches faster.
Go to take out the trash, but once outside the door, put down the bag, and go back inside. With the shower scenario, turn on the water, having the spigot away from you. Step in, then out, and the phone ("expecting" [or "believing"] you to be in the shower), can now freely ring.
Never think too strongly on these actions as you go to do them; the Universe must sense that you're doing something with which it can screw around with you.... J

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Dream aspects (abstract concepts)

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DS9 (acronym)

TV series: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Follow-up series to: TNG

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Dubya (abbreviation)

War-monger and Tyrant: Dubya is a uncomplimentary abbreviation of the deliberately mispronounced letter W., signifying the world-wide war criminal falsely claiming to be the Leader of the United States (sic).
Most puzzling that this alleged "Republican" acts far more anti-American as though he were with the evil-hearted, liberty-hating creatures known as Democrats.

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Dude (noun)

I rarely say this in coversation: sometimes I use it in an email. My brother thought I began saying this as I'd moved to California. In reality, long before I'd moved, I'd starting saying it via South Park.

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EBE (acronym)

EBE = Extraterrestrial Biological Entity.
Classificaton of and/or references to an otherworldly alien.

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EBE
Eff (noun)

Exclamation: a truncated variant on what (in Polite Society) is referred to as The "F" Word.
(Also see: WTF?
entry.)
Other variations (adjective, adverb, verb): Effing

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Elysium (noun)

Afterlife: specifically aligned with the pagan, pre-Christian belief system of ancient Romans.

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Encyclopedia Brown (noun)

Book series: Encyclopedia Brown is a series of easy to read juvenile/young-adult books featuring short story mysteries with one or two substantial suspect descrepancies provided that are clues that the title hero solves due as much to his deductive abilities as much as his powers of observation. When Encyclopedia reveals he Knows The Answer, the reader is invited to guess him/herself before reading Encyclopedia's answer and his reasoning for his conclusions.
Much of the time the culprit was the intellectually-challenged bully of his class year (after so many times Being Caught, how this character at some point not just packed off to Juvie is beyond me...), and while some of Encyclopedia Brown's resolutions are a bit thin, many of the stories stressed Word Distinctions, several of which remains with me to this day, including (but not limited to) the distinction between Scanning (through a book or page) vs. Skimming (skimming is what many do, a cursory glance over it, while scanning involves reading each word intensely), etc. (hence the weakness of some of his solutions: the bully would make an otherwise simple grammatical gaffe on which Encyclodia would hang him, the easiest defense could have been "Well, duh: that's what I meant...!")
It occurs to me that maybe the bully (whose character name offhand I can't recall), not only got caught so often due to being so intellectually and linguistically-challenged, but got off as he may have been a young George W. Bush...

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Extra (noun)

Misnomer: frequently misapplied term for a Background Performer.
In the strictest terms, "Extra" means surplus, superfluous and/or unnecessary.
For a more comprehensive examination in this cinematic context, refer to the 2006 feature documentary Strictly Background when it's released (the trailer for the feature is available for viewing at its official site).

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FRP (noun)

FRP = Fantasy Role Playing game.

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Filksong (noun)

Satire: A filksong is the taking of a known song and putting to it New Lyrics, usually specifically thematic in nature, such as related to science fiction, Ren Faires, etc.

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FILMTies (noun)

Similar to MySpace, FILMTies is geared for film makers and actors towards generating film networking.
I have just the one FILMTies profile.

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Badger's FILMTies profile
Gallifrey (event)

Gallifrey is the home planet of Doctor Who.

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GallifreyOne (event)

GallifreyOne = Annual [February] Los Angeles-based Doctor Who convention.

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Gloosh (noun, verb)

  1. (noun) Sound produced by an amply-endowed female removing her bra.
    Term coined by David Lee Gold.
  2. (noun) Generally speaking, female nipples clearly visible in the context of a cinematic motion picture or made-for-cable TV series or TV movie.
    Note: this can also apply to exposed female nipples in private between two (or more) consenting adults.
    Secondary noun usage defined by Dan Clement and myself (much to friend Dave's irritance).
  3. (verb) Generally speaking, in a cinematic motion picture or made-for-cable TV series or movie, the act of an actress clearly and generously exposing her nipples. Note: while breast size is irrelevant in this context, amount of time (and visibility) can be important.
    Examples: Anne Hathaway glooshes far better in Havoc than she does in Brokeback Mountain; meanwhile, Naomi Watts in 21 Grams, Lea Thompson in All The Right Moves, Angelina Jolie in Gia and Kate Winlet in Titanic and Holy Smoke each gloosh far superior to Lisa Kudrow in Happy Endings; and also, in keeping her back to the camera, Natalie Portman does not gloosh in Closer.

    Verb usage defined by Dan Clement and myself (much to friend Dave's continued irritance).

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G'mork Syndrome (noun)

I have no embarressment over my emotions, even when they "get the better" of me.
I love fantasy films; when they are done well, I really allow myself the suspension of belief, and I often can tear up and have large tears drop down my face, to actual crying (not just sadness, but overwhelming beauty). But I have never cried as strongly as when I heard the G'mork's speech in The NeverEnding Story, in which the G'mork explains exactly what The Nothing is: the destruction of fantasy through human-kind's growing disbelief in it. While relatively brief, in context of the film, the wording I found so threatening (eg, the loss of fantasy), that I literally began weeping copiously. It even hit me again as the ending credits began.
Now when I see a fantasy film that creates such feelings of overwhelming emotion at a primal, visceral level, that I cry stronger than just allowing massive tears plunking down my face, I half-jokingly refer to it as G'mork Syndrome.

G知ork: Fantasia has no boundaries.
Atreyu: That's not true. You're lying.
G知ork: Foolish boy. Don't you know anything about Fantasia? It's the world of human fantasy. Every part, every creature of it, is a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefore, it has no boundaries.
Atreyu: But why is Fantasia dying then?
G知ork: Because people have begun to loose their hopes and forget their dreams. So the Nothing grows stronger.
Atreyu: What is the Nothing...?
G知ork: It's the Emptiness that's left. It's like a despair, destroying this world. And I have been trying to help it.
Atreyu: But why?
G知ork: Because people who have no hopes are easy to control. And whoever has control has the power.

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GoF (acronym)

Book: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (year four [1994-1995] in the storyline)
(Alternatively abbreviated merely as GF)

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Good Christian (noun)

One who follows the teachings of Jesus (love, tolerance, et al): one who follows/worships the Message even more than the Messenger; one who has no problem with other people, whose personal, spiritual beliefs may not being in specific identical alignment with the Good Christian's personal, spiritual beliefs, and most importantly, not trying to impose his/her personal, spiritual beliefs onto others (eg, a Good Christian doesn't proseltize to every human across which s/he comes).

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The Goodies (noun)

Britcom TV series: very funny British comedy starring Graeme Garden, Tim Brooke-Taylor and Bill Oddie.
(Most of) the 77 episodes of the underrated (and sadly not overly remembered in America) series were very surreal and dreamlike even in their frenetic pacing, the episodes' stories were rather Pythonesque. The three friends and would take on odd jobs (very odd jobs...). The Goodies shared a flat, each with a section reflecting their character. With his Isaac Asimov hairstyle and mutton-chops, Graeme Garden's role was more of the harmless, eccentric scientist, inventing weird (frequently Rube Goldberg style) devices. Tim Brooke-Taylor played something of a pleasantly smiling (though occasionally stoic) stuffed shirt, his area of the flat being Everything Old British; generally he wore a vest made from the Union Jack. Bill Oddie was the earthy, everyday working-class hapless Everyman type, frequently befuddled by outlandish circumstances, but not above often being their cause.
To this day, The Goodies comedy series is still very much fondly remembered and missed in England.

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The Goodies:

The Goodies
Bill Oddie,
Graeme Garden
and Tim Brooke-Taylor

Gryffindor (noun)

In the JKR Harry Potter book series, Gryffindor is one of four Houses (aka dormitories), for specific students attending Hogwarts. Generally, Gryffindor students are those who are Brave of Heart. Along with his closest friends, Harry Potter is a Gryffindor student.

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GWB (acronym)

GWB = George Washington Bridge, entry to north part of "main" Manhattan from New Jersey.

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HBP (acronym)

Book: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (year six [1996-1997] in the storyline)

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Hogwarts (noun)

In the JKR Harry Potter book series, Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is the magickal school at which lead character Harry Potter and his friends attended, from 1991 through (at least the end of term), 1997.
Magickally hidden from Muggle eyes, Hogwarts is a massive magick-filled castle in the distant Scottish Highlands, and its student dormitory facilities are comprised of four Houses: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin.

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Holding (noun)

Place: in movie work, an area in which background artists are corralled (eg, "held") until needed on set. In theory it can be an open or closed tent, with chairs, nearby to toilet facilities and craft services. In many cases though there are not enough seats for everyone, craft services is closer to set, and it's either swelteringly hot (and background is dressed for winter), or bitingly cold (and background is dressed for summer).

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Hufflepuff (noun)

In the JKR Harry Potter book series, Hufflepuff is one of four Houses (aka dormitories), for specific students attending Hogwarts. Generally, resourceful Hufflepuffs as those who are Loyal and True, and Unafraid of Toil.
After a fashion, Yours Truly is a Hufflepuff. J

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IMDB (noun)

The IMDB is the Internet Movie Database. While not entirely accurate in some entries, it is still a valueable research tool.

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It (noun)

The first "girl" I ever dated. Years after stamping on my heart, It sought to re-befriend me, in hopes of using me to insert itself into my then close circle of friends. Luring me again with its siren song of promises that it broke faster than a Cancer, I mistakenly allowed It entry back into my life, at which time it created havoc, pain and suffering amongst my friends with evil unrivaled even when It had dated me. This is a sociopathic female of such loathesome, underhanded treachery that it has become tradition for me not even to speak its alliterative name. While having managed to marry (so no longer alliterative), and more frighteningly, spawn, I feel I need not dignify this low creature by naming it aloud. This habit is based on disgust on having learned this creature's vile true nature. This is not to be confused with Lord Voldemort, whose name out of fear is not spoken.
(Surprisingly and not a bit ironically, It is not even a Cancer [nor a Libra].)
[Further] Irony: If this creature recognizes itself and "complains," then it admits as true and correct the above definition.
Otherwise it would have no complaint, as were it false, it could not recognize it as applying to itself.

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Liberal (noun)

Mental Disorder: As with Democrats, true Liberals are anti-American liberty-haters who spit on the precepts of the nation's Founding Fathers. These irrational humans, long since bereft of sense or reason, believe that big government should control all aspects of private citizens' lives. Well aware that such treasonous thoughts could backlash from those who still cherish liberty, they endevour to villify anyone or any concept that tries to shatter their close-minded, insane viewpoints. Such villification of patriotic Americans is the Liberal's only "defense" with which to avoid logic or facts in an open debate, as they cannot argue any of their points with any sort of rationality.
There are those who claim to be liberals but in fact simply think they are liberals: when they reveal they actually enjoy freedom and the American way, they demonstrate that in reality they have Libertarian and/or [original] Republican leanings.

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Libra (noun)

Second of two astrological signs, females of which I will never again date in This Particularly Lifetime (at least never to become a Significant Other), based on past experience.

Disclaimer: this subjective interpretation is only based on personal experience and years of direct observation.
Your mileage may vary.

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Live Anime (noun)

Extreme Suspension of Disbelief: generally in current martial arts films, Live Anime are films with stunts that rely similar to the concept of physics be damned, but much, much farther, in which the normally utterly impossible is performed. However, the visuals "get away with it," based on the style of the film, as though it were an anime film (Japanese cartoon animation), simply using live performers. Examples: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Musa the Warrior, House of Flying Daggers, The Iron Monkey and Hero.

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Live D&D (noun)

Playing the FRP game Dungeons and Dragons outside, in a real setting, played in real time. One aspect is that one's character must conform as closely to one's real self as possible. Due to my slender frame, and rather spry as well as cunning attributes, I took on the character of a Thief.
My friend [Bill] Cooper was a genius at creating Live D&D campaigns. He designed a campaign at various out of the way New Jersey sites as well as the awesome Crag up at New Paltz. One Saturday we went out to the abandoned nickel mines near the Delaware Water Gap. The adventurers had to traverse both mines, both of which easily accessable, perfectly safe (straight corridors that come to dead ends), and not unknown nor forbidden to enter. I was an NPC for this game, as Cooper and I knew the nickel mines, and he suggested I play an attacking goblin for this campaign segment (instead of being part of the party of adventurers). We set up the two mines with "traps" (black thread tied to an empty soda can; if the adventurers didn't notice the thread and tripped it, they would "set off a trap," etc.). At the deepest cavern in the second mine (all of maybe about 1000 feet or so), we'd set up candles, a plastic skull or two, and parchments (with spells they could use) in easy to gind rock crevices,
After completing the first mine, they followed the drawn map down to get to the second one. Meanwhile, John and I (as goblins, killed in the first combat), headed down to be goblins at the second mine. As hikers could have come by, and it turned out they had, John and I quickly made sure all the candles were lit, the parchments were in place, and the traps reset. Across the stream we waited a while for them to arrive, which we found pecular, as we'd had to go through the brush while they had an easy trail. It turned out they got mixed up and couldn't figure out the trail to the second mine's entrance. A couple of hikers came by and asked, "Have you been to the other mine?"
Amused but straightfaced, one of the D&D players said, "Why no..."
The hikers related almost warily that they'd just come from over there: that there was some kind of weird, Satanic thing goin' on in there, with all sorts of candles and skulls and stuff!
Cooper stifled outright laughing at this, as his players (also extremely amused, and well aware this was their destination), politely asked directions to that lower mine, which they received.
"That was cool," Cooper later reported. "I didn't expect ever to run into real NPCs!"

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LotR (acronym)

LotR = Lord of the Rings (books or the movies).

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Mind-Altering Grilled Cheese Sandwich(es) (phrase)

Years ago back east, one of my circles of friends were like-minded Doctor Who fans (late 1970s into the 1980s, until 1987 when the BBC successfully sabotaged the TV series). For the few years (late '70s to the mid '80s), this group of friends was comprised by those who went to Doctor Who conventions in costume. We had our Tom Baker (YDC), Peter Davison (Dave Gold), Peri (Jeanne, who would marry Dave about ten years later) The Master (myself, as the proper, Roger Delgado incarnation), and several others, etc. Dave and Jeanne were amongst the last of the true, Official Members of this circle of friends. We'd attract the equivalent of "fans" amongst the fans, and occassionally someone new would latch on for a time, then drift away and out of touch.
Then there was..."Kitty."
She latched onto us like a lamprey and decided she wanted to Run The Group. Many of us were still relatively new friends: Dan and Michael and all and I knew each other first.

Michael and I had met a year earlier in Ohio, where he suggested if I shave my then-beard into a Van Dyke, I'd probably resemble Roger Delgado who played the Moriarty'esque villain The Master. I got some photos of the late actor, tried trimming my beard and, sure enough!
Based on the photos, the most accurate Delgado / Master outfit possible was created by my talented costumer mother, and Michael and I went to Buffalo. Mike had mentioned Dan, who I met at this convention. He and I were both amazed at our reseblance to our respective-honoured actors.

the late Roger Delgado
Roger Delgado as
The Master
As our group of friends grew, we'd come to congretate at my New Jersey home as meeting point before we'd head to a local convention. one of the things for which I became known to my guests is that for everyone, I'd cook grilled cheese sandwiches.
Dave fell in with us easily, having a similar warped sense of quicked witted MSTie style humour (years before MST3K was created, as well as my being who introduced MST3K to Dave).
At this same Valley Forge convention, we found ourselves latched onto by a central Jersey woman who insisted we call her Kitty. She insisted that the lot of us stay for a weekend at her home for a Doctor Who themed weekend. That had its share of disasters, but that's a whole other [albeit amusing] story.
Over the next few months and at conventions we attended, Kitty maintained her attempts to steer the group in Her Own Course. Individuals (and the group as a whole) nearly had no say in anything we could do, particularly at conventions. At one point when I put up with her controlling way and declined [refused] a "request" she made [demanded], she began telling my friends (behind my back) that she felt "... the Master has gotten to him...", as though I was being evil by not cow towing to her every whim. Of course, Dan and Dave and all immediately brought this to my attention, to our mutual hilarity.
We managed finally to stop Being In Touch with her, and what has happened to her, none of us really care. But while with us and as she continued to sow dissent against me, my true and loyal friends' joked that they remained my friends as clearly they were under the influence of my evil Mind Altering Grilled Cheese sandwiches....
Okay, a long way for a silly in-joke, but trust me, it could have been longer... J

Term coined by David Lee Gold and Young Dan Clement.

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JKR (acronym)

JKR = creative author of the Harry Potter book series, J. K. Rowling.

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MSTie (noun)

Pronunciation: misty
Background: Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988 to 1999), aka MST3K, one of the all-time best satire-written television series ever, next to The Simpsons. While The Simpsons satirizes society in general, as well as varied pop culture spoofs, MST3K "took" my lifelong thought processes and made them reality. Just as I can riff on most any sign, person, object or action, MST3K riffed bad movies in real time (albeit of course, the show was carefully scripted and pre-recorded).

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MST3K globe
MST3K
Mudblood (noun)

Epithet: in the JKR Harry Potter book series, the term Mudblood is a racial slur of deep proportions, referring to the Wizard or Witch being insulted having been born to Muggle parents, or that one of one's parents is a Muggle. The insulted Wizard or Witch is (or may be) just as magickal as any other magickally powered Wizard or Witch, but the term Mudblood refers to the "impure" heritage involved. Calling a Wizarding World Wizard or Witch a Mudblood is tantamout to referring to an African-American as "the 'N' word."
Harry Potter "fans" who only see the films but will not read the books are considered by true Harry Potter fans as Half-Bloods...

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Muggle (noun)

In the JKR Harry Potter book series, a Muggle is a non-magickal person, generally one also unaware of the existance of the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter (book) readers sometimes will refer to non-Harry Potter fans as Muggles.

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MySpace (noun)

MySpace is the latest trend, leaving most friendship and/or networking sites in the dust. I have two profiles: realbadger is general, with friends and some background information and such, as well as a blog page.
My alternate Dreamtime profile is dream-journal specific.

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Badger's MySpace profile
MySpace Whore (noun)

A MySpace Whore (and/or MySpace Whores), is/are MySpace user/s that Collect Friends, just to have a high Friend List Count. These Adds can be obtained by Sending Messages/Add Requests; there are even little programs with which Adds can be mined, harvested, etc., until a user's profile can have "thousands of 'friends'," when in reality may less than one percent of that lot are actually personally known to the user. Creative comedian Craig Carmean wrote a satirical song on the subject, which can be heard at the second of his two profiles.

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Neat (noun)

Exclamation: all-encompassing term generally used to reflect a positive impression, but most often used to make the implied distinction of not using "cool" so often....

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Nectar of the Gods (noun)

Drink: IBC, Dad's and/or A&W Root Beer (followed closely by Birch Beer and Sarsaparilla).

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NDE (acronym)

NDE = Near Death Experience
The phenominon in which someone so close to death (or who has clinically died) yet is revived, experiences going through a tunnel at immeasurable velocity, often hearing etheric music (within the tunnel or upon its exit), frequently meeting a similarly disembodied spirit (which seems to radiate Pure Love), which may or may not identify itself, but usually the NDE participant usually interprets and/or perceives the Entity to be Diety.
Often this other Entity may relay that it Is Not Yet Time for the particiant to remain (in what clearly is perceived and/or acknowledged as the/an Afterlife), and the participant feels being yanked back to his/her corporeal body back on the material plane. Sometimes the revived-return is without warning.
The experience itself can be momentary or lengthy, while the time the participant's body may be clinically dead could be momentary or several minutes (rarely several hours [though such has also been documented], when the body can be in a cataleptic state).

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NPC (noun)

NPC = Non Player Character. In FRP games, such as Dungeons and Dragons, an NPC is a character designed and played by the DM [Dungeon Master/game facilitator], in order to propel forward the game's/campaign's story arc.
Example: the group of players' characters are seeking something. An NPC happens along (or the group happens along the NPC), and the NPC "happens" to have information valueable for their quest. As they are also expendable, occasionally an NPC will join the group as a guide or such, and oft-times NPC is like a Star Trek (TOS) Red Shirt (the first one/s to die).

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OBE (acronym)

OBE = Out of Body Experience.
Similar to Astral Projection, an OBE is an unexpected and/or unintentional out-of-body experience, far more similar to an NDE. sometimes Lucid Dreaming can be a form of out-of-body exoerience as well.

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OoP (acronym)

Book: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (year five [1995-1996] in the storyline)
(Alternatively abbreviated merely as OP)

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Pagan (noun)

Pre and/or Non-Christian People as well as their harmless Religious Belief System:
Initally meaning "people who live in the country" (just as heathen means "people who live on the heath"), pagans mostly were merely farmers: agricultural, hunter-gatherer folk that worshipped nature and the nature-related Deities that would assist in the fertility of crops, livestock (and the village's families), et al.
Peaceful, minding their own business and not bothering anyone, these pre and non Christian folk came under the brutal, forceful [anti-Jesus's teachings] yoke of The Church. In order to coerce these peaceful people into "Christians," The Church not only employed terrorist tactics (executions and torture), but used dark cunning. They had church buildings constructed atop the local worship sites. They decried any and all non and pre-Christian Deities as being evil, although the only evil these Deities represented was Freedom Of Choice, and Freedom Of Thought, concepts with which The Church could not abide, just as with current Bad Christians.
The Church also absorbed the pagans' major and minor Worship Holidays and insisted these Christian-fictions were (and always were) Christian Holidays (eg, Samhain became "All Saints Day" (and "All Hallows Eve" aka Hallowe'en), the winter solstice Yule became "Christmas," Imbolc became "Candlemas," the spring equinox Ostara became "Easter" [a word found nowhere in the Christian Bible]...), Lughnasahd became "Lammas," etc.).
The Church also had the cunning to incorporate pagan rituals and worship rites into their own "services:" the ritual tools were/are the same, the concluding ritual aspects of cakes and ale became "Communion," etc.

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Pancakes, World Famous (noun)

Badger's World Famous Pancakes

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Parental Abuse (noun)

Lifelong Cruelty from Birth: Generally this refers to the criminal-minded naming of children that already have surnames with which specific given names will cause understandably predictable havoc, or as I put it: "Oh, I'm sure s/he had no trouble at all on th'playground..."

A few other examples (without the above confirmation-page links): namenerds.com/uucn/advice/dick.html

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Pathworking (noun)

Guided Meditation: A meditation, verbally facilitated by a verbal "script" or storyline. This can be done live or via a recording. Generally Self-Help and/or self-hypnosis tapes (CDs, et al) are such guided meditations.

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Physics be damned (concept)

In movies (and TV) in which some physical activity takes place that couldn't (or certainly most likely wouldn't) be able to take place in real life. These often can be action films (most of the two Charlie's Angels films are loaded with examples).
(If the film is a recent or current Asian-made martial arts film, similarities can be drawn to the concept of Live Anime.)

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PoA (acronym)

Book: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (year three [1993-1994] in the storyline)
(Alternatively abbreviated merely as PA)

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Prostitot (noun)

Any clearly under-age female/s, generally who are obviously aged around 16, 15 and younger, mistakenly (and self deludingly), believing she is making herself look attractive, in reality is wearing enough heavy cosmetics on her face as to "inadvertantly" resemble a cheap, crack-whore street-walker.
Term coined by Alan Scott.

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Psychic Punch (noun)

Metaphysical experience (experienced by others):
It takes a lot to make me irritated, even more to make me actually angry. As such a negative emotion that forwards little to nothing, I find anger to be a pointless exercise, and I keep calm and composed as much as I can. Curiously, previous girlfriends frequently sought to make me angry as they could not fathom someone who enjoys life as much as I seem to do. With deliberate intent, they would goad and prod and see what buttons (which in reality, generally only my father could push, ironically enough J ). Occasionally they would rise enough irritance that I would Simply Request Strongly that they Stop. A simple statement; a simple request. And the looks on their face would be as though I had just round-house kicked them to the side of the head.
When I get irritated, some sort of Powerful Metaphysical Force gets generated, which, despite my slender frame, exudes a force that (based on results), blams