Live Twitter Feed @realbadger Tweets

Some of my more well-received Hashtag Game tweets:

Car, Where's My Dude? #ScrambleAMovieTitle pic.twitter.com/f3iUir4KI2 — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 4, 2016	The Two Hour Staring Contest #BadStarWars8Names pic.twitter.com/IypRHe3pzx — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) January 5, 2016 USA Today article includes this Hashtag My Star Wars Hashtag on Hashtag Roundup
Assassins Creedence Clearwater Revival #RuinAVideoGame — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 24, 2016
You've forgotten my breakfast for the last time... #ADogsInnerMonologue pic.twitter.com/PP5lcX0y3p — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) September 27, 2016 Buzzfeed article includes this Hashtag	Porkins Restaurant & Bakery #OneLetterOffRestaurants @midnight @Hardwick pic.twitter.com/ZUxYEoSRLf — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) April 12, 2016
	Blood There Will Be #ScrambleAMovieTitle pic.twitter.com/6kBqsgUCqD — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 4, 2016
Don't Call Me Shirley #RejectedNamesForHurricanes — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 5, 2016	#FF @realbadger Because he is real....he is a badger....his name is Geoffrey....and he dances like a champ! pic.twitter.com/ck4rimsGF6 — ZombieQueen (@SianissSia) June 2, 2016
You Can If You Catch Me... #ScrambleAMovieTitle — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 4, 2016
July/August are prime weeks during which, venturing outside, Redheads often spontaneously combust. #FakeSummerFacts pic.twitter.com/xLhdVP1oqT — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 12, 2016	The tweet with the most impact of the #FakeSummerFacts Trend, was published by @realbadger: https://t.co/GxgAr7VAQ8 (38 RTs) #trndnl — Trendinalia USA (@trendinaliaUS) June 12, 2016
	You're going to vote for That One... #ChildishReasonsToUnfollow — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 13, 2016
Dog seance cults. #WeirdItemsToSeeAtDaycare pic.twitter.com/9a6DxGFy2V — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 5, 2016	Baby's First Ouija Board set... #WeirdItemsToSeeAtDaycare pic.twitter.com/Zj6UKugK52 — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 5, 2016
I opened my hotel room door... but it wasn't room service... #ThatWasMyCueToLeave@jinxedcomic @Paraviewradio pic.twitter.com/h8P9nGLoTa — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 5, 2016	My perception of Harvey was a bit different than Elwood P. Dowd's... #ThatWasMyCueToLeave pic.twitter.com/fStcSPbPOd — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 5, 2016
#IMayNotBeTheGreatest sibling but at least I'd never make out with a sister... pic.twitter.com/GDYaf51BCw — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 7, 2016	Are You Being Served Hamburger? #BBQaTVShow — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 6, 2016
	#SuperheroesShouldSave me a good seat at the movies. — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 6, 2016
	Yeast of Eden #MoviesAtTheBakers — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 6, 2016
The #SkeletonInMyCloset still subscribes to AOL... pic.twitter.com/GnIDdmlW9A — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 6, 2016	The #SkeletonInMyCloset tends to take advantage.... pic.twitter.com/PUPbtiq8wn — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 6, 2016
Trust me, you do *not* want Monsanto's boneless bananas... #FinalSaleOnly pic.twitter.com/WO7ncAa7LU — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 12, 2016	#FinalSaleOnly pic.twitter.com/Geh1CzZryt — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 12, 2016
#IMayNotBeTheGreatest, but what animals I raised from babies love me... pic.twitter.com/Lq3pYZYVD7 — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 7, 2016	#IMayNotBeTheGreatest but I'm light years from being the worst. — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 7, 2016
	Next to the remote. Wait, where's the damn remote...?! #UnlikelyMissingSockLocations — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 7, 2016
	Facebook is where you lie to family/friends; Twitter is where you speak the Truth to total strangers. #ExplainTwitterToA4YearOld — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 6, 2016
Any film makers out there want a top notch character you can do a lot worse than contact the fab @realbadger https://t.co/CRPOyqa0vs — Kensington Gore (@Kensington_Gore) June 9, 2016	Another Brick in the Wall of China #WorldTraveled80sSongs — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 9, 2016
Dude, Where's My Limo? #WeddingSchmovies — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 6, 2016	#EverGetTheFeelingThat you could have slept in longer this morning? pic.twitter.com/UfdXGLQhey — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 7, 2016
It's hot out. Why bother wearing pants? #MakeYourKidsEventTolerable — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 7, 2016
Hit Me With Your Best Slots #TakeASongToTheCasino — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 7, 2016
#IfICouldDoItAgainI'd probably just find new creative ways to mess it up... — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 9, 2016	Hit Me With Your Best Slots #TakeASongToTheCasino — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 7, 2016
Jedi Mind Trick #BestSelfDefenceTechniques pic.twitter.com/tivJDcyraF — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 15, 2016	#IWentToTheReunionAnd noticed they still had the same janitors, so the bathrooms were just as they have always been. pic.twitter.com/CFqACYPae1 — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 16, 2016
Charlotte's Webcam #ChildrensBooksThatDidntMakeIt pic.twitter.com/meED1cqRet — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 16, 2016	Little Engine That Literally Can't Even #ChildrensBooksThatDidntMakeIt pic.twitter.com/qV2nUUyMtr — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 16, 2016
Cyans of the Lambs #MakeAMovieColorful — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 11, 2016	Raising animals from young #ThingsIFindHeartwarming pic.twitter.com/rPVoKowZPF — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 11, 2016
#IfICouldDoItAgainI'd sleep in longer. — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 9, 2016
#IfICouldDoItAgainI'd know when to stop talking. — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 9, 2016
Disney Frozen #LesserKnownDisneyFlicks pic.twitter.com/CmG3ouWxIn — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 11, 2016	Put an end to clowns. #ShapeTheFutureIn5Words pic.twitter.com/WChreDr4X0 — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 11, 2016
	Any day above grounds is a good day. #CaffeineAQuote — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 24, 2016
To bean or not to bean; that is the question... #CaffeineAQuote — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 24, 2016	If you're early you're on time; if you're on time you're latte... #CaffeineAQuote — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 24, 2016
Good luck next year, folks... #ShapeTheFutureIn5Words pic.twitter.com/OOgdvY8pRb — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 11, 2016	There's no future; only Now... #ShapeTheFutureIn5Words pic.twitter.com/NHoh9sC8fq — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 11, 2016
I love you all too... okay, I'll stay... #NewEndingsForMovies pic.twitter.com/1h3CMAryYB — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 11, 2016	When my Hashtag Game entries occasionally are measurably appreciated (tons of Faves/RTs). #ThingsIFindHeartwarming pic.twitter.com/B24vxCxdPb — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 11, 2016
#WithoutSocialMediaWe might know what friends' voices sound like when we're talking to each other in real time conversations.... — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 12, 2016	Type 40 model; selling As Is (navigation's a bit dodgy, broken chameleon circuit, et al) #FinalSaleOnly pic.twitter.com/bRHkF4Bj69 — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 12, 2016
So *how* many times as a baby were you dropped on your head...? #PGRatedInsults — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 12, 2016
No, I didn't call you a liar; your words are doing that just fine on their own... #PGRatedInsults — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 12, 2016
#JoinedADatingSite but their lack of figs has me confused... pic.twitter.com/sTW49J1BN2 — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 13, 2016	#PeopleUnderestimateMy lifelong love and fascination of Daleks...#DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/wQv0D1RSiK — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 13, 2016
#PeopleUnderestimateMy strength of the power of the Dark Side (of my humour)... pic.twitter.com/nhNn91UcWn — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 13, 2016	#TheLastTimeIWasOnMars the peace negotiations were on the edge of a knife...#DoctorWho #IceWarriors pic.twitter.com/yZZSpNI0MZ — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 14, 2016
Your account implies 2000+ Followers, despite your having zero tweets #AndThatsWhyThisWontWork — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 14, 2016
#PeopleUnderestimateMy ability on how to mask my personal body scent... pic.twitter.com/T72xc6HbiE — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 13, 2016	#HowToFitInAtWork As though anyone notices..... pic.twitter.com/4ERuCbBJXk — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 13, 2016
#ICouldntSleepBecause of two affectionate cats who feel 2-3 hours before dawn is best time to remind me they'd like breakfast NOW, please. — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 16, 2016	Good morning! Do you has two forms of government-issued ID? #WeirdWalmartGreetings — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 16, 2016
Sadly, a TARDIS is actually one of many #UnlikelyWaysToTravel (but I still want one!)...#DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/gMOuIqQQ2f — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 14, 2016	#MyHappyPlaceIncludes being on a commercial, TV show, or movie set... pic.twitter.com/d4p9OMDM2z — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 14, 2016
#JustOnceIdLikeTo have so many ongoing TV/movie role offers that ever after scheduling a slew of them, I "have to" turn down several offers. — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 15, 2016	#JustOnceIdLikeTo win a one point seven billion dollar powerball lottery (just once'd be fine...). — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 15, 2016
#IWouldBeCastedAs a few different people on #MyNameIsEarl...#JasonLee @EthanSuplee pic.twitter.com/QRsRCVVRCa — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 14, 2016	#IWouldBeCastedAs dancing near Scully and Mulder...@XFilesFiles pic.twitter.com/qby5k3Z6vh — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 14, 2016
headshot teacher #IWouldBeCastedAs the English or chemistry teacher, etc,. or the stuffed-shirt boss or school principal... pic.twitter.com/Gf16wHHYPR — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 14, 2016	#IWouldBeCastedAs the kindly (or undiplomatically blunt) family or regular doctor. pic.twitter.com/YzKLQmMnUU — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 14, 2016
#IWouldBeCastedAs the villain... pic.twitter.com/IfqbyY0qqH — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 14, 2016	Is this the best hashtag for you or what? https://t.co/rSCbnGAMuW — HeyDatsMe (@HeyDatsMe) June 14, 2016
	#JoinedADatingSite but when I login to check for any recent matches, it always plays "Alone Again, Naturally"... — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 13, 2016
	Ask the government for financial advice. #BadWaysToCutCosts — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 14, 2016
#IWouldBeCastedAs one who doesn't use Middle English terms in Hashtag Games... ?? — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 14, 2016	Millennium Falcon #UnlikelyWaysToTravel — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 14, 2016
*Working* Actor status #My3WordCravinghttps://t.co/DleItbOaaP — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 17, 2016	Affectionate freckled redhead #My3WordCraving pic.twitter.com/udihVYQzih — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 17, 2016
Bering Strait Out of Compton #OceanMovies @midnight — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 17, 2016
Dude, Where's My Carp? #OceanMovies @midnight — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 17, 2016
Lab tested for quality assurance. #BrandADogBreed pic.twitter.com/k3G3hOJKNO — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 18, 2016	No Democrats, Republicans, Lawyers, TSA, or corrupt cops. #SignsOnThePearlyGates — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 18, 2016
	More #DoctorWho #My3WordCraving — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 17, 2016
	#IdLikeToBelieve name-performers whose talents I've loved for years would stop demonstrating that my respect for them was a poor choice. — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 18, 2016
"Spock! Get some peanuts while you're back there! He wants peanuts!" #LiveFromTheTwilightZone @WilliamShatner pic.twitter.com/2YW36ZyCFF — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 19, 2016 Huffington Post Twitter Jumps Dimensions article Picture if you will, tweets full of joy and memories, tweets that could only be #LiveFromTheTwilightZone [I]magine my delight when @LiveTweetsGame (Part of @HashtagRoundup every Saturday at 9pm EDT) challenged Twitter with the hashtag: #LiveFromTheTwilightZone It was a joyous nostalgia romp that lasted many hours. It was great seeing how a television show from the 1960's could still bring people together of all ages. Everyone had the opportunity to bring their favorite episodes back to life as if Twitter had existed then. [Mine is #3:]	Would that I had a simple transport in which would also fit all my Stuff... #ThoughtsLateAtNight#DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/g1VCSHfXPT — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 19, 2016
The Bear finds out what "B.J." stands for... #RejectedTVShowPlots — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 19, 2016
Hijinks of colour blind family people who open their own paint store. #RejectedTVShowPlots — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 19, 2016	Bob Newhart stars as a strong, confident speech therapist. #RejectedTVShowPlots — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 19, 2016
"Every Move You Make," in NSA/FBI/CIA waiting rooms #SongsInInappropriatePlaces — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 19, 2016	* You have an audition * You have a callback * You're On Avail * Congrats; they want to book you.#StuffILoveToHear #CircleTalent — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 19, 2016
#IWasBornTo work with animals (generally raising young)... pic.twitter.com/09VRTAjwBk — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 20, 2016	#IWasBornTo be an actor... pic.twitter.com/kmk2Inwrgm — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 19, 2016
Victoria's Secret of NIMH #MallSchmovies — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 20, 2016	The Outlaw Josey Zales #MallSchmovies — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 20, 2016
When I was a kid I had an 'imaginary friend'... #WrongThingsToSayAtAWedding#DoctorWho @KarenGillan @RattyBurvil pic.twitter.com/BJroawz7Lm — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 20, 2016	#IWasBornTo appreciate the wonder food that is bacon... pic.twitter.com/2bMVJ2Akpg — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 20, 2016
(Ever'body Was) Java Talkin' #AddCoffeeImproveASong — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 20, 2016	When You Wish Upon a Starbucks #AddCoffeeImproveASong — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 20, 2016
I didn't separate the recyclables correctly. #BadReasonsToBreakUp pic.twitter.com/RwhlAYpMLJ — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 20, 2016	She wondered why she kept having poltergeist activity... #BadReasonsToBreakUp@Paraviewradio pic.twitter.com/tlgbeNtEoB — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 20, 2016
	Her data plan ran out for the month. #BadReasonsToBreakUp — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 20, 2016
#ImHappyToBeAliveBecause... bacon... pic.twitter.com/JmkJvIItmF — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 20, 2016	#ImHappyToBeAliveBecause I'd probably dislike the taste of brains... pic.twitter.com/vtdtP7aTcR — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 20, 2016
Victoria's Secret of NIMH #MallSchmovies — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 20, 2016
#WhoDoIHaveToConvince at @Twitter that I'm me, that I'm an actor, and they should #VerifyMe...?https://t.co/8Vwx50oAEA — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 21, 2016	#ICanNeverDeny his being a jolly good fellow... — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 21, 2016
Nothing But the Net #BasketballMovies @midnight pic.twitter.com/P8gEwuryKM — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 21, 2016	Unexpected loss of load-bearing wall. #UnlikelySurprises pic.twitter.com/awOhgy3xgH — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 21, 2016
I start booking [more] movie roles (in larger [studio level] films), and/or recurring TV show roles would definitely be #UnlikelySurprises — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 21, 2016
#IfMyPetTalked they'd be really judgemental... pic.twitter.com/pLEYQhjHbO — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 21, 2016	#ICantEvenNameOne good thing about clowns... pic.twitter.com/ytx6i5F4PE — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 21, 2016
#IfMyPetTalked I'd need to be more entertaining... pic.twitter.com/MVpijZkmYo — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 21, 2016	Attend local animal dance competitions... #BadCampingAdvice pic.twitter.com/M2d59NRe35 — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 21, 2016
Q: Are you able to provide positive references for Mr. Trump? A: Welllll.... #JobInterviewAtTrumpCampaignHQ pic.twitter.com/4kzlPMo67L — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 21, 2016	#IfMyPetTalked she could explain her friend's visits... pic.twitter.com/wwjjM6cgFT — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 21, 2016
Considering the job market, your diploma can be used, albeit once, for wrapping fish... #BadGraduationSpeeches — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 6, 2016	#IsItWrongToLaughIf your new Follower (who you quickly Follow back, and Thank), immediately Blocks you, without notice or cause... — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 23, 2016
#AndThatsWhyINever come to work armed... pic.twitter.com/ncD4UGCKXO — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 23, 2016	#AndThatsWhyINever fool around with cloning... pic.twitter.com/vBcOb86Jld — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 23, 2016
Bob Newhart: Speech Therapist #OddJobsForCelebs — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 24, 2016	Bob Dylan: Diction Coach #OddJobsForCelebs — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 24, 2016
Steroid Crazy #SportsMoviesNeverMade pic.twitter.com/CBXSSluMbg — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 24, 2016	Mother... #SurprisingYardSaleFinds pic.twitter.com/vtqRsUjEed — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 24, 2016
#ImEmbarrassingBecause at gatherings I may spontaneously start singing "If I Were King of the Forest".... pic.twitter.com/npQrJ0fCXn — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 27, 2016	Voting option: "None of Above." #WhatIBelieveIn5Words — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 27, 2016
	Dude, Where's My Canon? #PhotographySchmovies — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 27, 2016
	If the cats are outside the closed bedroom door, will they allow me to sleep past dawn, or will they start screaming? #MorningWordProblems — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 27, 2016
Casper is the ghost of dead Richie Rich. #FakeGhostFacts pic.twitter.com/1Lob1KDZVC — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 26, 2016	Some come in pairs, like collectable sets. #FakeGhostFacts pic.twitter.com/cj1BJmGCnA — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 26, 2016
We can ditch this lame-o party, and go back and hit my place... #PartyCaptions pic.twitter.com/nLqUZ9bEG3 — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 26, 2016	Place your car keys in the bowl...! #PartyCaptions pic.twitter.com/zktUKUdGDl — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 26, 2016
Releasing the Kracken... #BadBeachEtiquette pic.twitter.com/yAiVdC4t0A — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 25, 2016	Not being pumped up, so as to beat up bullies, and impress your shallow girlfriend... #BadBeachEtiquette pic.twitter.com/JFPxlAKF97 — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 25, 2016
Blocking someone you've Followed, who'd not only Followed back quickly, but also Thanked you as well #ShouldBeTheLastResort — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 25, 2016
Hemorrhoids #RuinAVideoGame pic.twitter.com/aaQLTTlKyM — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 24, 2016	#ExcuseMeBut have you any specific condiments I can use for product placement? pic.twitter.com/XWivrPVrdD — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 25, 2016
That one killing spree, *jeez*... #WhyIDontGetInvitedAnymore — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 29, 2016	Heckraiser #BadMonsterMovies @midnight — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 29, 2016
Nightmare on Dutch Elm Disease Street #BadMonsterMovies @midnight — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 29, 2016	Child's Play Date #BadMonsterMovies @midnight — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) June 29, 2016
The excitement of the passed year, and even TV Guide made the night an Event... #WhyIMissBeingALittleKid pic.twitter.com/zOk38F1zdd — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 3, 2016	Racing home from school for one "soap opera" (the streets were devoid of kids)... #WhyIMissBeingALittleKid pic.twitter.com/JsyWn8TPVg — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 3, 2016
How do we control our new cat's farts...? #WeirdAnimalControlCalls pic.twitter.com/LrfSTGRqdB — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 7, 2016	My dogs keep holding seances...! #WeirdAnimalControlCalls pic.twitter.com/4LsbxrTF0t — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 7, 2016 Notice that sometimes I risk "recycling" photos for different Hashtag Games. In this way new Followers see the photo they didn't see previously, plus, as evidenced here, each entry can end up with numerous Faves and RTs.
Normally I avoid "political" tweets, but with Hashtag Games, often it's too temping not to go the satiric route. FBI successfully compromised: now we can do anything #HillaryEmailSubjectLines pic.twitter.com/HRIpTofayN — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 7, 2016	#MyNeighborDoesntKnow how carefully to watch their step with me: I can always visit armed... pic.twitter.com/FsYwtx9o5w — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 9, 2016
My yard's being turned into an #AmericanNinjaWarrior course...! #WeirdAnimalControlCalls pic.twitter.com/cylqPYAJKP — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 7, 2016	#MyNeighborDoesntKnow my name, nor I theirs, but I know the names of their cats and their dogs... — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 9, 2016
	Remake #StarWars prequels properly. #JusticeIn5Words — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 9, 2016
In the deep woods can be found stray cats in need of a good home... #FakeCampingFacts pic.twitter.com/Jv0fhf2Oyn — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 10, 2016	#WhenMyPetIsAlone they must deal with the Ghost of Catmas Past... pic.twitter.com/00Wcifgrzw — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 10, 2016
I'm a Lethal Weapon in bed #AddInBedRuinAnything pic.twitter.com/TsJFxKEs9l — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 9, 2016	Self Love Actually #ReallyAwkwardMovies — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 10, 2016
	The Yellow Snow Submarine #ReallyAwkwardMovies — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 10, 2016
Lure them with milk shakes to the yard... #WeirdWaysToCatchPokemon — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 14, 2016	#ItMayBeAScamIf you're buying property in Amityville, Long Island... pic.twitter.com/Sv0miDAk4C — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 14, 2016
#FoundOnSaleAtWalmart Bathing suits that make for #HorrificBeachSightings — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 14, 2016
Squirtel is named for his weak bladder. #FakePokemonFacts — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 17, 2016
Carpathia Appreciation Night #CruiseShipThemeNight pic.twitter.com/c6rm1tWUuD — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 17, 2016
	Buzzfeed's latest 15 #UnnecessarySocialMediaPosts (number eight will astonish you...) — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 17, 2016
	Reasons why people who've blocked you don't tell you why... #UnnecessarySocialMediaPosts — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 17, 2016
#ImInTheDoghouseBecause of you damn kids; get off my lawn! pic.twitter.com/eAwIriJx2C — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 18, 2016	#ImInTheDoghouseBecause his place is better than mine... pic.twitter.com/281j3CMdy0 — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 18, 2016
#YouMayKnowMeFrom three "My Name is Earl" episodes pic.twitter.com/EXUUBr8pi1 — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 18, 2016	#YouMayKnowMeFrom my Day Player gig on #ThePractice, with @SharonStone running her fingers through my hair. pic.twitter.com/pUM6jz7QeN — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 18, 2016
#ImInTheDoghouseBecause #ThisOneTimeAtTheBuffet after buying #UnlikelyBreakfastCereals, #IGotLostWhen searching for the cash register... — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 19, 2016
#YouMayKnowMeFrom seeing lots of student film shorts at film festivals. pic.twitter.com/IHe2Cg1d53 — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 18, 2016	#YouMayKnowMeFrom my photo doubling David Paymer on a "Ghost Whisperer" episode. pic.twitter.com/uny8Yx2Aui — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 18, 2016
#NotTooLateTo change your password... pic.twitter.com/zqEMoIyh6B — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 18, 2016	#ThisOneTimeAtTheBuffet #ScarlettJohansson asked me about the condiments... (During #ThePrestige production; at lunch.) — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 19, 2016
	As speech really gets going, switch teleprompter text to Norwegian. #UnusualPoliticalConventionFun — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 19, 2016
	#NotTooLateTo get some more sleep... — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 18, 2016
Realizing seeing the @mst3k episode enough you can recite "Manos, the Hands of Fate"... #UselessKnowledgeToPossess pic.twitter.com/5WRTdqbkkT — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 24, 2016	Knowing Professor Marvel's horse's name is Sylvester. #UselessKnowledgeToPossess #WizardOfOz pic.twitter.com/31aVWqwcWB — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 24, 2016
#MyIdeaOfHeavenIs unlimited buffets of favourite foods, libraries w/all past-present-future movies ever made. pic.twitter.com/GloQY0qSsy — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 25, 2016	Total Eclipse of the Sweet Tart #MakeASongFlavorful pic.twitter.com/Rh6tFWp6At — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 26, 2016
#IfYourDayIsBadAlwaysRemember that at least it wasn't #IfYoureDayIsBadAlwaysRemember... — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 28, 2016	#IfYourDayIsBadAlwaysRemember some people have worse nights. — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 28, 2016
#IfYourDayIsBadAlwaysRemember you're usually *actually* fired at the end of the work day. — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 28, 2016	#MyDefinitionOfSilly Putty is... oh wait... — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 28, 2016 
#WhenJokerIsYourNeighbor maybe Harley Quinn will forget to draw the shades when showering... pic.twitter.com/dTCkqhJ3Cl — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 28, 2016	#IfYourDayIsBadAlwaysRemember the love of your life is yet to come... pic.twitter.com/hxpKERFT7b — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 28, 2016
Finish up the week's Lab work... #WhatDogsDoOnCaturday pic.twitter.com/eeWOUgMECk — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 30, 2016	#IdMakeAGreat Time Lord... pic.twitter.com/xN4DVn0HSQ — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 30, 2016
#IdMakeAGreat Time Lord... pic.twitter.com/xN4DVn0HSQ — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 30, 2016	She Blinded Me With Science (Using Tinted Bedroom Windows) #MakeASongParanoid — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) August 1, 2016
Every Move I Make, You'll Be Watching Me #MakeASongParanoid — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) August 1, 2016	Use a TARDIS to retain your shoes. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/r31hmZXbAD — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 30, 2016
#IdMakeAGreat Working Actor (feel free to cast me in more principal contract roles, as with six of these photos)... pic.twitter.com/fjbzD7QiEV — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 30, 2016	Finish up the week's Lab work... #WhatDogsDoOnCaturday pic.twitter.com/eeWOUgMECk — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 30, 2016
#DespiteWhatYouMightHaveHeard, w/principal roles, I'll accept a trailer, but I'll never quibble about its size. pic.twitter.com/R3m8YQo6si — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 31, 2016	With any @mr_gs_ice_cream Ghost Tracks cone, you can get a free ghost. #FakeIceCreamFacts@Paraviewradio pic.twitter.com/K61pjr3vid — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 31, 2016
pic.twitter.com/8cPDFD1iey — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 31, 2016	#CautionSignsNotToIgnore pic.twitter.com/y2eKuf4qzI — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 31, 2016
Generally #IveNoticed when my cat Pooka decides Now is a good time for attention... pic.twitter.com/va5EmUpPRa — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 31, 2016	You're Almost There grammar and homonym checker. #LongOverdueApps pic.twitter.com/SZ2tito6Ch — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 30, 2016
#IveNoticed (or rather, suspect), many of my Followers are busy on vacation, who'd normally Fave/RT th'heck out o'my Hashtag Game tweets... — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 31, 2016	Have another great year closer to death. #OddBirthdayWishes — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 31, 2016
Ice cream was so named after medieval "I Scream" brain freeze torture, making dungeon victims eat ice cream very quickly. #FakeIceCreamFacts — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) July 31, 2016	Water the lawn. #BadRainyDayActivities — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) August 3, 2016
Roof repair ("oh *now* you're gonna do it...?"). #BadRainyDayActivities — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) August 3, 2016	Stormtrooper flame throwers. #NewWaysToRepelMosquitos pic.twitter.com/Te2KuDnWWt — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) August 3, 2016
Hillary or Donald will win the election. #MyWeirdPhobia — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) August 3, 2016
Job Searching for Entry Level Positions Ironically Demanding 5-10 Years Experience #RealisticCollegeClasses — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) August 2, 2016
Travel together, no matter to when. #WeirdRelationshipGoals@KarenGillan @RattyBurvil #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/8oYJPul0zd — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) August 4, 2016	Proper Twitter etiquette (with focus on Hashtag Games) #RealisticCollegeClasses — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) August 2, 2016
	How to file for unemployment #RealisticCollegeClasses — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) August 2, 2016
	Both main parties' current "candidates" (and media suppression of other viable, Available Choices).... #StrangeSignsOfTheApocalypse — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) August 4, 2016
There Will Be Blood Drives #CharitableMovies — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) August 6, 2016	#IWouldRatherBeDeadThan conform, collaborate, surrender my natural rights under the lie of "for the public good". pic.twitter.com/Cp5R1oJ9zo — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) August 7, 2016
Dude, Where's My Collection Can? #CharitableMovies — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) August 6, 2016
#IWouldRatherBeDeadThan mis-read. — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) August 7, 2016
#IWouldRatherBeDeadThan blindingly believing biased media's concept of "news coverage"... — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) August 7, 2016	Which magnificent, delicious food will be the latest that They claim is "bad" for us. #OddThingsToBetOn — Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) August 6, 2016

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