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Saturday December 08, 2018
Roundtable
Without a guest tonight, we hosts,
Henry,
Ceiling Cat Barbara,
and
myself,
discussed Various Stuff, such
Krampus,
Icelandic Yule Cat,
Holiday witch
Frau Perchta,
Belsnickel,
Hans Trapp,
the Christmas scarecrow,
Père Fouettard,
and
the
Yule Lads.
Henry had me discuss a few of my own
paranormal experiences,
such as my
since mind-lost
former BFF's
ghostly experience in Cannes,
which led into the story of a
little girl ghost
that may have been in our flat.
I spoke about my
cat Mickey
expertly hiding her collage.
CC reported our having listeners tonight in the US, UK Canada and Unknown.
CC then spoke about the nonsense regarding the
"controversial"
lyrics to
Baby It's Cold Outside,
leading into discussing the also insipid
triggered idiots
complaining about the annual classic
Rudoph the Red-Nosed Reigndeer
TV special.
I spoke of a couple of creepy childhood experiences at
Crystal Lake Camp.
Henry spoke of an experience he had on a visit at a presumably haunted railway trestle.
He had me speak about my
Dad's penny
experience.
CC spoke of Christmas derived
Silent Night Deadly Night,
P2,
Jack Frost,
not the Michael Keaton "comedy,"
Don't Open Til Christmas,
Gremlins,
the disappointing
Krampus
(not to be confused with the
Maria Olsen
indie
Krampus Origins,
feature),
Silent Night Zombie Night,
Gingerdead Man,
the William
Shatner Claus Christmas Album,
A Christmas Horror Story.
inexplicably omitted from the list was
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
Henry had me tell the story of the
ghostly piano party
back in my Verona, New Jersey Home, which sequed into the story of my brother and the same home's
Dark Elf
in its cellar.
CC spoke about "bad Christmas songs:" such as
Grandma Got Run Over By a Reigndeer,
All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth,
Lady Gaga's
Christmas Tree,
Christmas Shoes,
Please Daddy Please Don't Get Drunk This Christmas,
Madonna's
Santa Baby,
I Farted on Santa's Lap,
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas,
I Pooped on Christmas Lap.
The live
chat room
suggested
Frosty the Snowman,
Leroy the Redneck Reigndeer,
and
Santa Claus is Watchin' You.
CC indicated being a fellow non fan of
The Chipmunk Song.
As we wrapped out, CC provided
information:
800-784-2433
and
SuicideHotlines.com
Henry conveyed our guest next week would be
Storm
Faerywolf,
author
of
Forbidden Mysteries of Faery Witchcraft.
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