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Along Came Polly

Tuesday, December 10, 2002
Sought out
When I got home from my day-job I checked my email to find:

Date: Tue, 10 Dec 2002 16:59:16
Subject: Ben Stiller Movie
From: Tammy Smith
Geoffrey
I have been trying to reach you all day, but your line is busy... so I got your email address off of the Extra's Casting Guild website. I submitted you for the Untitled John Hamburg Project to be in a play within the movie (Jesus Christ Superstar).
It will film during New Year's Week (12/30, 1/2 & 1/3). Are you available and can you please call me right away and leave me a message regarding your availablity as soon as possible? You were chosen to play Pontius Pilate. It is extra work as an ensemble as the cast for the play, but you will be featured and it is a cool gig.
Please call as soon as possible...
Tammy Smith

At the time I only had dial-up, and no cell phone, which I would not have for another five years, though as I had been at work, I had not been online. I do not know how she did not have my then-pager number. As it was, being hard-wired to be on a set, to me "anything" sounds like a cool gig; one doesn't have to ask me twice... I returned the call and indicated my complete availability. Tammy indicated a possible wardrobe fitting but that the December 30th date as certainly being a paid rehearsal day.
I did a quick look-up on then Untitled John Hamburg Project, starring Ben Stiller, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Jennifer Aniston, Debra Messing, Alec Baldwin, and Bryan Brown.

Wednesday, December 18, 2002
Wardrobe fitting
Originally the appointment that was set for the wardrobe fitting was to be at 10:00am at Universal Studios costume building. I spoke with the costume designer who inquired if I had any clothing that could be considered having "just come in from work," and she was intrigued about my ACO (Animal Control Officer) coveralls and asked me to bring them. Due to the easy (and bus'able) location of Universal backlot, I knew I had enough time in the morning to bus up to my storage unit, find the coveralls, and still be early at Universal.
Then Tuesday the 17th I got a sudden page that the appointment was still at 10:00am Wednesday, December 18th, but at the Loofah Production base offices... much farther away. Only one bus went by it, the 108, but to get there by 10am, I had to leave my place around 8am, so so much for getting to my storage unit.
I arrived about 9:45pm and was fitted with several different Romanesque oufits, their settling on a gold and mustard gold colour tunic and robes with similar but darker trim. I was done relatively quickly, and the first to be fitted at all. I asked about the wardrobe fitting voucher, about which they realized they had no idea. I waited around for about fifteen minutes whilest the vouchers were found. I filled out my voucher and was actually done and out 10:30am. While I had been waiting (being the production offices, after all), I noted some sheet copies of Information, and took note that (at least) December 30 (and surprisingly listed, the 31st), would be at the "1st Congregational Church at 6th and..." Only being a two day listing, their calendar program cut off the rest of the information. I was told that I'd be contacted as to the call time and location of the first day of work (the rehearsal, December 30th). At home I did a quick Internet search and found there "is a" First Congregational Church at 6th and Commonwealth. I immediately tracked down which bus lines would get me there both from home and from my then day job.

Friday, December 27, 2002
Communication issues
Realizing I'd received no word as to the call time and location of the first day of work, I left a message with Tammy Smith. She got back to me with the number for the recorded information: she had been informed by the production company that everyone had been given that information at the fitting.
No one had.
The swift and efficient Tammy contacted her booked people and provided the information on the recording. Sure enough, it was the same church about which I'd already learned, already making life a lot easier. My call time on the 30th was 2pm. I confirmed and then checked online transit info. Apparently I could go to my 7:30am day job and leave at 1:00pm, bus up to 6th and the 6th Street bus would get me there by about 1:45pm for my 2pm call time.

Monday, December 30, 2002
Day 1: rehearsal
I left my day job at 1:00pm and caught the bus up to 6th and the second immediately caught bus took me the few blocks to Commonwealth. I signed in (a half hour early), for my 2pm call. I was shown the holding area in the church downstairs gymnasium and brought up to hair and make up.
Back in holding while waiting, I met Joseph Wise, with whom I conversed at length.
Apparently in the morning they'd been filming people (audience members) milling about (lobby, with play programs, etc.). They were wrapped eventually and we were brought up to wardrobe.
Joseph and I met Kimberly, a Fabio-haired mighty lumberjack of a man, not surprisingly from Washington state. He and Joseph were each to be priests, and we all got into our respective costumes. We were brought in and they were rehearsing the Jesus Christ Superstar title song at the crucifixion. I did not point out incongruities I suspected (that the title song isn't the crucifixion scene, and I was pretty certain neither King Herod or Pilate attend the crucifixion either), as it's been a long time since I've seen the show back east (and I did not have handy the sound track). Herod and I were placed far stage left (in the film it'd be the far right).
The actual sequence will be filmed Thursday and/or Friday.

Tuesday, December 31, 2002
Day 2: Waiting
I had set up my schedule to arrive at the station at 5:05am or so. When I arrived at the station, the previous train was arriving so I caught it. Emerging from the station, a lovely girl asked me which direction was 6th so she walked with me. I had my bus schedule and figured I would probably arrive at the base camp just as the bus was arriving there, when the same girl asked if I knew if Commonwealth was within walking distance.
"You're headed to the John Hamburg movie set then as well," I told her, and the very pleasant Adrian and I walked together to the set. She was new to the area (and even to acting), and she had been Taft-Hartley'ed into the role as a Day Player (of one of the Apostles); awesome for such a relative newbie.
We signed in and headed over to breakfast where we stacked up on food. As usual I had scrambled eggs, bacon and sausage. Usually such have gallon jugs of skim milk: these guys had li'l individual half pint containers. The one I chose may have gone bad... it was awful. Their chocolate milk was great, thankfully.
On our way back towards the honey wagon, Adrian introduced me to Toni Blair, who noticed my Starfleet patches on my jacket. It turned out she had captained a (Starfleet chapter) ship back in the mid-west, but with nothing with which to write it down, I did not get the chance to commit to memory the "long" name of her ship.
The others showed up and after approval from wardrobe we were shown to Holding. I was taken up to hair and make up and done up as Tammy Smith showed up for make up, amused and pleased she had been given a cameo role. From holding we went up to the auditorium where one of the rehearsal scenes was shot. I "had made the mistake" of showing wardrobe my "alternate choice" (a light blue mechanic shirt), which they chose over my ACO coveralls.
(Remember that I do not believe in providing storyline spoilers myself [such generally being readily available Elsewhere notwithstanding], generally only indications of where I can be seen; however, as 99% of what we filmed was not used in the finished film, and was a minor subplot anyway, reporting the following cannot be construed as "spoiler" information...)
Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Sandy playing Judas (unintentionally coming across like Frank Conniff as TV's Frank), ruins the rehearsal scene by suddenly singing the lines meant for Jesus in the What's The Buzz? song.
Understandably, the actor playing Jesus (as well as the rest of the cast) is surprised.
The small Asian actor playing Jesus interupts, reminding Sandy that the song is for Jesus, and Sandy is playing Judas. Sandy slowly builds, pointing out that he is the lead, it is his presence in the show that "puts buttocks in the seats," and while he realizes the song isn't "technically" his, it was "a moment" and he'd "decided to go for it," adding that they (Jesus and the rest) should "shut [their] A-Holes and let [Sandy] "rock out."
The cast is stunned into silence by the outburst, as Sandy casually but firmly addresses the table in front of the stage: the play's director and stage manager (the latter being Tammy), and demanding [the song] start from the top...
My cross notwithstanding, I was nowhere near camera range. When Jesus begins to interupt Sandy, I cross from the left to two empty chairs between the piano and the director/stage manager table and I stand there and watch in amazement at the outburst.
Kimberly and Joseph sit behind the director/stage manager table doing stretch exercises until the outburst and they stop to watch and listen. Ben Stiller comes in from the back in time for and to his horror, witnessing the outburst.
Soon other angles were used and (obviously out of frame enough) I was not to be needed directly on set, so I watched by a working yet "abandonded" monitor in the back area. Eventually those on the auditorium floor also were no longer needed for the moment and the cameras began to focus on the stage players. Before we headed back down to holding, Phillip did his outburst with comical improvised variations, including but not limited to correcting the Jesus actor's mispronunciation of Judas, and indicating that he (Sandy) could have played Jesus (had he wanted to), but allowed the other actor to have it "as a break, as he clearly needed one," and reiterated Sandy could have played Jesus, demanding of the Jesus actor to state that (Sandy) was Jesus.
It was all very satirically evil and hilarious.
Albeit incorrect, at the time I suspected that the crucifixion scene we rehearsed of "the performance" might be Sandy's come uppance; as someone else would then playing Judas in the "actual performance" and that Sandy is relegated to the show's distant background. I would later learn this stage production was all a minor subplot, the majority of which would not even be in the finished film, as otherwise I would not be reporting it thus: I do not provide storyline spoilers in my on-set reports.
Lunch came at 12:30pm. At lunch Tammy showed us all her utterly adorable seven week old black pug puppy Harley.
Toni Blair and I discussed some Star Trek: she had little intention of seeing the sad excuse of a "final film of a series," Star Trek: Nemesis, the coming attraction being enough to put her off seeing it. A relative newlywed at the time, due to her being booked on this gig (also as a Day Player, in her case under a dancer contract), and "not being able to afford not to take it," off celebrating their honeymoon in Florida were her husband Bill and his brother...
Adrian didn't know the area enough to know if she had any plans for New Year's Eve that evening. Toni indicated that with her own husband out of town, she probably have a glass of champagn in their hot tub. I chuckled with amusement, pointing out I'd probably be in my sleeping bag with my cat sleeping in my arms...
After lunch Joseph learned the possibility that, due to a SAG provision of which we were generally unaware, due to our working a single project the day before and the day after a "SAG recognized" holiday, it seemed we might be paid for January first, even though "not working" it! Before we wrapped, Tammy confirmed indeed we would be paid (additional equal private-sector compensation for labour) for the January First holiday.
We were wrapped at 2:30pm. Joseph offered to drive me home, and on the way even first to my Sherman Oaks rental box. There I recovered my day job paycheck for previous week's day-job private labour and for the wardrobe fitting. As my bank of late had been screwing up my account again, I figured to start first cashing my checks. Being the end of the month, I had already put aside enough that with the current checks have the amount with which to pay for January rent. With five days' film work pay to which to look forward, I figured February's rent might be able to be paid mid month.
Joseph dropped me at the Hollywood check cashing place I needed, and once I was back at my domicle I took care of January's rent.

Thursday, January 02, 2003
Day 3: Still waiting
With an 11am calltime, for a few hours I went to work at my day job (which starts at 7:30am). To our collective surprise, we (the Tammy Smith JCS Costumed/Featured Background Players [TSJCSC/FBP]...) again weren't used this date; upon our arrival we noted they had audience members, and clearly in the morning they'd been filming "pre-show" stuff (audience members arriving, etc.).
Eventually they began working in the hallways with principal players, one of whom (I learned from her stand-in) was Michelle Lee.
We learned that the shots they were trying to get "weren't working," and they were several shots behind, and time wise they were way behind.
We relaxed and waited. After lunch Tammy Smith made an announcement that as [the crew] had no idea as to what time they'd be finished, she'd be changing her outgoing call time number and for those booked for the next day to call and check it around 10pm. The audience was wrapped while we (the TSJCSC/FBP), were to wait patiently in holding until later in the evening. When it was clear to the crew they'd be going very late into the night, we were wrapped around 8pm. I'd later learn the crew wrapped about an hour or hour and a half later.
The A.D. who signed us out had earlier informed us that it was her First Day (on this shoot). As each of us were given our part of the signed vouchers, with strong conviction she repeated to each of us firmly that our collective call time the next morning was 7:00am.
Again, Joseph was kind enough to scoot me home in his car as it was barely out of his way (he's over near the Western Red Line Station). Knowing how early we would each have to be at the shoot in the morning, the entire TSJCSCFBP group individually (at our respective domiciles) got to bed relatively early...

Friday, January 03, 2003
Day 3: Wrapped
Rising at 5:10am, I was shaved, showered and off to the Red Line by about 5:45am. I arrived at Base Camp about 6:10am, figuring many of the audience background would be showing up, and I preferred to avoid long lines (particularly for breakfast).
Base Camp was dead.
No lights, and apart from a security guard or three scattered about, there was no activity. I began to suspect I was Too Early, even for me.
By 7:00am, Joseph, Kimerbly, Byron and Micah had all arrived, curious as to what was what: I informed them that I'd just learned from an audience background person (who, wondering the same thing himself, called the Tammy confirmation line about which none of us had thought to do), and learned the New Calls Times, ours having been moved to 9:00am...!
They were as stunned as I had been. None of us had remembered or thought to call the number as having wrapped so late (an hour before Everyone Else of the crew did, et al), we were not told, "Your call time is 7:00am... but remember to call the recorded line Just In Case." Even several of the Day Players had been told 6:00am when after us they had been wrapped, and they had not been informed as to any call time change either.
We were told our call time was 7:00am, with surity and finality. The guys inquired as to it, but the same A.D. who gave us our call time refused even to pretend to sympathize about it, falsely claiming the (single) announcement, made several hours prior to our being wrapped, was made "several times" (notwithstanding that in reality it had been announced to the room only once).
We were all flummuxed, none of us still having the number given to us two weeks earlier. However, no more inquiries after it were made, our still being pleased enough that we were being paid for the January first holiday.
I had my scrambled eggs and we went inside after getting our vouchers. Our little group of stage folk got our second vouchers so we'd get the January first holiday earnings (for our having worked the day[s] before and the day[s] directly after the SAG-recognized holiday). Knowing we'd not be needed for several hours, wardrobe had us hold off getting changed.
We settled in.
For various shots, groups of audience background went up and back and up and back as they filmed the sequences in which Sandy and the actor playing Jesus physically come to blows, the scuffle making its way onto the stage.
We broke for an hour lunch at 1:30pm... pork and some sort of ziti and for dessert banana cake! I'd not had banana cake in years, back east it being my traditional birthday cake. It was as fantastic as the (based on results, discontinued) Sara Lee™ banana cakes we would consume.
Eventually my little group got into our ornate costumes. Once we were being brought upstairs, but it turned into a false alarm and we were herded back to holding. We managed to enroll someone to take photos of us together with our respective cameras.
When a massive break took place, I went up to say hi to Adrian and Toni (I also got kisses from Tammy's on hand adorable little pug Harley).
Around 5pm or so, The Call came down. Our little Jesus Christ Superstar cast group were brought upstairs to set and told to sit "up front." We actually got put into the fifth row or so. We watched them filming close ups of the actors for during their show's "final number" and their curtain call, the actual JCS musical having a lot more show to go. My original deduction turned out to be inaccuate, btw: Sandy does change (at one point having been fired from the show altogether), and somehow comes to realize Teamwork or such and gets himself somehow back into the show as part of the chorus.
We watched as Our Scene was being filmed... without us in it. At one point Joseph and I jokingly felt they had brought us up to be shown In What We Weren't Being Included. Joseph began to deduce correctly from a few of my glances to him that it was becoming clear that We Were Being Excluded and Not Going To Be Placed/Filmed.
As he was returning from the bathroom, My One Chance presented itself to speak with director John Hamburg as he happened to be standing in the row directly in front of our costumed group as the cameras were being set up. Before I sat back down, I managed to get his attention and, shaking his outstretched hand, introduced myself and told him, "I just wanted to thank you and also let you know that Brian Piatkowski sends his warmest regards."
His eyes slightly widened at the name as he replied, "Wow, you know Brian?"
"Yes, he wanted me to Say Hi when he found out I was working with you. When the funding comes through for his Ride With The Dragons film, I am booked to play the father, Peter Harris."
He congratulated and thanked me and politely returned to his own work.
Joseph later told me that his impression was that the director seemed to come across as "feeling a bit awkward" talking with me. I took the same hastiness merely as Being Busy, but even I cannot discount the possibility that director John Hamburg realized that our group, all sitting right there in front of him, were Not Being Used... I had no intension of asking why we were not being used: I'd simply relayed the message as I committed to do.
Audience chairs began getting arranged back so the audience could be brought back up. I glanced at Joseph and jokingly wondered, "Think they'll notice us when they get to this row?"
Sure enough, when they got to our row, we were sent to the back. I spoke with Toni, who gave me her email address (which later I learned I did not remember correctly). "Well you can always email me via my husband," she added. When she gave me his email address, I recognized it.
"Wait a minute," I asked. "He attended the networking event at the Myron Estate a few Sundays ago, right?"
"We both did," she clarified.
"I ran registration for the event," I pointed out.
"That's why I thought you looked familiar!" she exclaimed.
I told her how I'd noticed her husband Bill's bright green business card and glanced at it, and how it was pretty nigh impossible (for me) to forget a URL like alienactor.com (the next day I would check his site again and was amazed again at how much science fiction work he'd done (usually as aliens): Star Trek: Next Generation, Babylon 5, Star Trek: DS9, Enterprise, etc.).
Meanwhile, I was signaled by the main A.D. to "Come down to holding 'for a minute'..."
"Uh oh," I realized. "I think my guys and I are getting wrapped."
I asked Toni to say my farewells to Adrian if that were the case and I zipped downstairs where, in fact, we were thanked and told we were wrapped. It was a strange mixture of disappointment and bafflement. Kimberly, Joseph and I each figured That's The Business.
We got our vouchers done and we were shuttled to the car park from which Joseph again drove me home. Joseph and I remained in touch, as I have with Bill and Toni Blair.

Thursday, August 15, 2003; Sunday, September 14, 2003; Friday, October 03, 2003
Title shifts and other changes
(Aug 15): Verifying other things, I checked and I see the current release date was scheduled for January 16, 2004. Via Toni, I was aware of it being finally titled Captured, and that John Hamburg hated that title and wanted to title it Risk. As the movie title Risk was then-currently being used for a thriller with the same title (scheduled for a November 12th release),
(Sept 14): when I checked the other day, I found the new/current title for the John Hamburg film had become Along Came Polly.
Later (Oct 03), while updating (adding) my entry for my work on The Practice, I happened to check the Hambug film entry to see if Toni Blair's entry has yet to be added (it hadn't), and learned the film is back to being the Untitled John Hamburg Project again...

Saturday, February 21, 2004
Viewing
I am amazed I neglected to update this At The Time: I did go to the see the finally titled Along Came Polly its eventual opening day.
I liked it.
I found it to be a very funny film (and despite predictably poor "reviews," the film [somewhat unexpectedly], kicked butt at the box office).
As previously mentioned, the Jesus Christ Superstar subplot was shaved down almost to being eliminated. Toni Blair is in the ending credits but she is in one Very Fast shot in the background while Philip Seymour Hoffman is in the foreground on the phone with Ben Stiller.
Ironically, "I" am "more visible" than Toni! Kind of. In a manner of speaking.
When Ben goes to the play, in the lobby he runs into the fellow who gave him Salsa lessons. The two men hug and directly beyong them and between them is the bulletin board with the Who's Who In The Cast photos. It is unlikely it will translate to Full Screen, but in widescreen (theatres and the DVD), there is my headshot, right between the two men.


Along Came Polly
Geoffrey Gould's headshot on the bulletin board in ''Along Came Polly''
Geoffrey Gould's headshot on the bulletin board
(very bottom right), in Along Came Polly.

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